toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

Dude the guy at the end though XD XD XD XD super cool

(Source: my-jane-doe)

(Reblogged from elsa-ackerman)

realhiphop2012:

cleophatrajones:

thetweetest:

They shot this 23ft, 1200kg crocodile after he killed 5 fellow villagers, Niger.

shite

where is the line drawn between “”“crocodile”“” and fucking dragon

When you Photoshop fire coming out of its mouth

(Reblogged from fangirlingasalways)

Winternet is coming XD XD XD XD XD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Reblogged from didyoumissmejimmoriarty)
(Reblogged from disneyfansonly)

EXPLANATION OF HOW WEATHER IN MICHIGAN WORKS NOW

The weatherman: Blah blah blah and later today there will be a horrible thunderstorm

Me: *Looks outside*

Go home weatherman, you’re drunk. There’s not a cloud in the sky!

*Later that night*

Me:  *Explicative*

sassingintothevoid:

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING THIS THING

(Source: gameofbooze)

(Reblogged from didyoumissmejimmoriarty)

Alright does anyone else think that this

was really just being foretold by the cartoonists with this?

zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT

(Reblogged from define-x)
(Reblogged from define-x)

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

Shut up and take my money!!!
(Reblogged from booksnbutterbeer)