*texas gets a fucking centimeter of ice*
OKAY OKAy guys„, calm down„ , we must stay calm NEVERMIND EVERYONE PANI C SHut down thE SCHOOLS THE ROADS EVEN THE WHOLE FUC KING STATE THIS IS THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.! 30 DEGREES???? ?? nO. texas must be HOT VERY HOT ALL THE TIME no snow NO SNOW ALLOWED!! ! everyONE STAY THE FUCK INSIDE WE WILL SURVI V E the A P O C A L Y P S E
Sh! Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of the north laughing.