Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet.
Ah’m gonna wrassle with it.
#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.
Steve Irwin doesn’t need a human counterpart XD
It’s really quite strange what they teach young girls what a “dance” is. Like, as a kid, I was a huge fan of Disney movies, and this is what I was taught a dance was:
Whereas in reality, it was more along the lines of a whole lot of
and then the nerds all up in here like
and then of course that one amazing kid in the middle of everyone that people are staring at
and so here I am just standing awkwardly in the middle of all of this…my childhood lied to me
Since I started watching Breaking Bad, my conscience’s voice has taken on the personality of Jesse Pinkman…so this is basically how everything goes down in my head now:
Me: Hmm I wonder if I should eat the ice cream in the freezer
My conscience: Why not?
Me: Well I might get fat like Walt if I’m not careful
My conscience: What did I just say, bitch? You should go for it, yo! I mean, why not?
Me: Hmmm good point *eats all the ice cream*